Emmys Red Carpet - Stephanie Pratt

I imagine it's pretty tricky to work out what to wear to the Emmys - I mean, it's a fairly big event, obviously, probably the biggest of the year for some of these people, so you want to go all out... But it's a day-time red-carpet so that seriously changes the whole mood up and basically casualizes everything. I've personally not seen the Emmys invite (mine must have been lost in the mail, damn postman) but I'm guessing there isn't exactly a strict dress code enforced, so you have this endless choice of long gowns, short skirts, tops, summer dresses, fancy up-do's, pony tails, un-done hair etc etc... This all makes for a very interesting, diverse red carpet for us onlookers, however I think the shear amount of options are just too much for some celebs. For example:

It seems Stephanie Pratt has been so overwhelmed and confused by these infinite outfit options that she has forgotten her pants! If only she had thought to take some of that extra fabric from those hideous, billowy sleeves and turn it into a skirt.

Sophie Monk.... errr okay....

Now i know i'm supposed to be all full of Aussie pride and such, but if there is one person on this Earth that i really can't stand it's Sophie Monk. "Famous" only for being on a singing reality show and being a member of the short lived Bardot. She hasn't done anything besides a few low rent walk on parts in crappy movies since then, yet struts around LA like she's worth something. Now i can hear you all like "Aww Lexie, give her a break, you're being a little harsh." Well have a look at her outfit and tell me i'm being harsh.

I'm not sure what you'd call this style, i can see she's trying to pull off the boyfriend jean look, but they dont suit the shoes. I like Bettina Liano Jeans, but these are not working. Her One Teaspoon singlet is nice in theory, but i really dont know if its supposed to be like that.... then things got worse when i saw the back... 

Nothing says class like half your top missing. Do me a favour Monk, stay in LA. We dont want this look catching on in Australia.

Nicole Richie

What I love about Nicole is that she just seems to get it right, every time.

Well, except this time...
Okay, sure I can see how this dress/jacket/bathrobe could be seen as edgy because it's kind of sleek and oriental but the most irritating part is that as soon as I saw this I thought "I've seen this outfit before" and it was really bothering me and then I realised:

And now I can't un-realise and I just want to make jokes about where she's got her light saber.
I'm going to go ahead and assume Obi Wan Kenobi isn't wearing those hideous snake skin shoes that Nicole is, and, I have to say, I like the way he's matched his coat to his belt so well. You know, if this were one of those "who wore it better" polls I really think I'd have to give my vote to Obi Wan and really, when an old Jedi who had been trudging around the desert for like twenty years looks better than you, you know it's bad.

It might have helped her case had she bothered to do her hair at all and perhaps wash off yesterday's makeup.

I am, however, glad to see that she doesn't have a creepy, white beard hiding that pretty jaw line so I'm remaining hopeful that she wont let me down like this again.